I'm an artist..online i'm known as Slim /Misana. I'm athletic and i'm gonna be la mas famosa some day!!! So all of you people that make fun of me now, guess what, in the near futuro, you'll be wishing you were me!!!! CHECK OUT MY OTHER SITE @ HTTP://HIPHOPGIRLS.BLOGDRIVE.COM
This is a site where nobody is a fan of Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan(and her fake boobs), the Olsen twins or anyone else of that sort! This site is for tennis fans,SJC students and any other teens out there, mainly to discuss teen stuff but remember, keep the lingo clean! --------------------->> http://groups.msn.com/buzzbuzz/shoebox.msnw?albumlist=2 YOU CAN FIND PICS OF MY FRIENDS HERE
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JOKE OF THE WEEK--> A lady at work was seen putting
a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy".
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
STUPID THING THAT GEROGE "W" BUSH SAID...ON MY BIRTHDAY
1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
did u guys notice that damian said thanks you instead of thank you...and that's his girl cristal chaitram, the woman from trini scene, trinijungle juice and lizzard blizzard. She's from Trinidad like me...and i guess she loves her red man!!! don't they all.
Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415,the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers.
Without the middle finger it would be impossible to
draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!
Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F, and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!
It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are overdue--did you enjoy payingthem. (2) Our Constitution
"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, and it'sworked for over 200 years. And, we're not using it anymore." (3) Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can'thave the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians It creates a hostile work environment.
DORMITORY: > When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM > > > PRESBYTERIAN: > When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER > > ASTRONOMER: > When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER > > DESPERATION: > When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT > > THE EYES: > When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE > > GEORGE BUSH: > When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE > > THE MORSE CODE: > When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS > > SLOT MACHINES: > When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME > > ANIMOSITY: > When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY > > ELECTION RESULTS: > When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT > > MOTHER-IN-LAW: > When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER > > SNOOZE ALARMS: > When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S > > A DECIMAL POINT: > When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE > > ELEVEN PLUS TWO: > When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE > Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! > Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!! DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THIS.
Yeah i know..it's been a while since i lasted put anything up here...
I am about to share with you about my first 3 weeks of vacation...AUGUST vacation.
I had a job as a camp counselor. The kiddos at the camp were ages 3-10. To my horror there were only 3 girls in the camp. I knew from the beginning that it was going to take a lot out of me. I reached late nearly every day. At first it was because my dad had stuff to do, then a couple of times, i overslept and then i dislocated my shoulder and the bone was sticking out (it still is) and therefore it slowed me down a lot. I taught spanish, swam with the kids, played tennis, did craft, taught them to draw and stuff. It was a great experience because i now have a better idea of how to handle kids.
There was another counselor there who shall be named "bb" who, in my opinion, was more immature than some of the boys at the camp. He had this REALLY rediculous, high-pitched laugh that used to annoy my boss and everyone else. He made no attempt to discipline the children and actually encouraged a lot of the wildness that took place. At firt i thought he was just a fun loving dude but i got to realize that he was plain ol' "imaduro".
On the first day of camp, i met this cute "sugar head" boy, P.R. I will never forget that day. That's because i had offered him some grapes and he ate all!!!!!!! I told my boss because i thought it was slightly funny, only because he was a kid. My boss then related to me that his mother, in the past, sent him to school without food or water and that she was always slacking off on a lot of stuff. I felt sorry for him and of course began sharing all my stuff with him. To my horror he would come and beg me for food and soft drinks and whatever else. Basically, any time he saw me with food, he asked for some.
Hmmm... what else can i tell u a bout that camp. Well, "bb" made life really difficult for me, especially on the last day pf camp. I was trying to tell a little boy that there was nothing funny in pretending to be a girl and crossing his legs and all that crap. "bb" who, is also quite effeminite (if that's how you spell it) tells me that if his mother doesn't tell him to stop, that he won't listen to me. The worst part is that he said this in FRONT of the little boy. So even if he was going to listen to me"bb" now has him thinking that he can't listen to me...or shouldn't. I was sooooooooooooo angry... he was ruining all my efforts to ensure that the kids left the camp, being better people than they were when they entered it.
Slowly as i remember the things that happened at camp, i'll post something up. Right now i am going to change the video and advertise some stuff.
10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller...and breast feeding. 8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickey's are not attractive. 2. Chicken is food, not a roommate. 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration! 5. Maria is a name, but not for every daughter. 6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policies. 7. 10 people to a car is considered too many. 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. O.J. did it. 2. Tupac is dead. 3. Teeth should not be decorated. 4. Weddings should start on time. 5. Your pastor doesn't know everything. 6. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton will never be President. 7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color. 8. Church does not require expensive clothes. 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. 10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
Okay people. There is so much that i could tell you guys, I don't even know where to start. How about if we start with what happened yesterday at MovieTowne!!!!!!!!!
Let's start with the bad. Yesterday afternoon, I went to MovieTowne with a classmate and my Venezuelan friend "E". My classmate brought along her boyfriend. We bought snacks and stuff, went inside to watch the movie (Wedding Crashers). During one of the funny scenes, I turned to tell my calssmate something and she was practically sucking the life out of her boyfriend......uhhh hmmmm. ok. I had no problem with her doing that stuff, after all, it is HER boyfriend. However, when the Movie was done, "E" (venezuelan) speeds to the bathroom without saying anything, so i was walking with my classmate and her b/f. Then, all of a sudden, she says to me, "Slim, I hope that you don't mind us leaving you, bye!" GASP!!!!!! She left me, did not apologise or anything. There I was standing in the middle of the passage way alone. Then "E" comes out of the bathroom and asks me what happened. I told him that they left me alone and that I wasn't too happy about that. Then he says to me, "Slim, when two people are in a relationship, you must know that they want to be alone." WHAT THE HELL!!!!! If they wanted to be alone, why did they invite me????
Anyways, I walked about MovieTwonewith "E" and I was really glad to get a chance to know more about him. Everything was going great when my schoolmate calls me on HIS cellphone and frantically asked where we were... GOOD GRIEF!!!! I wanted to be alone with "E" and she BARGED IN!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!! She didn't want me to be bothering her and her b/f but when she got in trouble for doing"stuff" she wanted me to save her. WHATTTTTT!!!! THE!!!! HELLLLL!!!! She caught up with "E" and me and then included herself in the conversation. Light-years later her "Man" came strolling onto the balcony. I was so pissed. I asked "E" if he wanted to go somewhere else. He agreed and we began to walk off and my classmate and her boyfriend followed, which was not my plan. I started to tell "E" something and then my schoolmate yanked my hair. I'm not sure why... maybe it was because she didn't want me to get together with him or something but that sure as hell upset my plans for the evening.
After all of that chaos, we went to TCBY and "E" bought and ice cream and we shared it..well he kinda left me no choice because he was trying to feed me.. awww it was sooo cute. He gave me a hug and he was playing with my hair and all that sweet innocent stuff, I just wish I got to do it alone with him. Another thing that upset me was while we were doing that, my schoolmate announces that "E" needs a girlfriend.. Why did she do that when she saw what was going on with me and him. Then, her boyfriend exclaims..."AHA!!! I have just the girl for you". GASP!!!!! Then he returns telling us that the girl was coming over. AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I wanted to cuss.. It was like he was trying to COMPLETELY ruin my evening."E" saw the girl and grunted in disgust and said something to the effect of, "No, I don't like her". WHEW!!!
Now the good. When we were at TCBY, I made stupid jokes to make my classmate laugh. Thank God it worked because she was looking really upset that eveing, well at least part of the time. I know this sounds kinda dumb for people between the ages of 15 an 19 to be doing but, we made paper airplanes and flew them out on the balcony of TCBY. THAT was fun! "E" showed me how to make my first airplaane and age 15 ...lol how funny. We also walked to the car park in Price Smart to show "E" what my classmate did there late one night after coming from a resturant with friends.
According to some VERY reliable sources, my classmate hopped into one of the shopping carts and had one of her best friends push her up and down the parking lot... apparentl it was some kind of "race". They also got into trouble for doing that because..well... for hte obvious reason, carts were made for food, not people...lol. In addition when one ofthe workers spotted them, my classmate's friend left her in the cart which now became unbalanced. My classmate had to jump off the cart and everyone ran frantically to escape being banned from the complex...BOY I wish i was there.
WHY IS IT ALWAYS BLACK PEOPLE There were a total of 15 passengers boarding a small plane on their way to Florida. One black mother and her child were on their way to visit relatives while the other passengers consisted of the KKK on their way to a convention. The plane took off and after flying for approximately 12 minutes an announcement came over the intercom from the pilot saying: "We have overloaded this flight. We are going to have to start throwing luggage out the window so the plane won't go down." Two minutes later you could see luggage being thrown out the window. Five minutes after that, the pilot made a second announcement. "We are still experiencing problems. We're sorry, but the plane is still overloaded and we're going to have to get rid of some of the weight so the plane won't go down." "We're going to have to ask some passengers to jump out of the window when we call you by your name. To make it fair, we'll go alphabetically. We'll start with A. Will all the African Americans please jump now?" The black woman and her child continued to sit. The pilot came over the intercom system. "Next is B. Will all the Black people please jump now"? The Black woman and child continued to sit. The pilot came over the intercom system again. "Next is C. Will all the colored people please jump now? All the KKK was now staring at the mother and child. The black woman and child continued to sit. The child then looked up at her mom and said: "Mom aren't we all of those?" The mother then replied to her daughter, "Baby, we niggers tonight and the K's come before the N's." >>> > >>> > >>> >Love, Peace And Hairgrease!!!
